How ’bout FUCK NO!  Get your ass away from that as soon as possible, wipe your eyes, ears, phone, messenger, PC… everything of that thought.  And while you’re at it, do a CTRL+ALT+DEL on your brain and do a hard reboot!

ABSOLUTELY NOT!  Look, your sister is already a flat-earther.  I can’t have you joining a cult… unless it’s a Cult of Personality (which you’ve got plenty of!)

I didn’t bring my kids up in organized religion.  I don’t believe that children are equipped with the mental capacity to understand the gravity of associating or joining a specific religion.  I raised my kids on the “Golden Rule”.  As long as you’re good to people, and have a mostly pure heart full of love… you’ll do fine in life.  You don’t have to go to a building, give your paycheck away, and buy into a bunch of nonsense just to prove to someone that you deserve to go to “heaven”.  Organized religion is BULLSHIT!

I grew up Catholic.  I do not practice and refuse to associate myself with the biggest bunch of damn hypocrites on the planet.

I don’t know what is controlling the universe, I do believe that something is going on, but “GOD” in modern times is simply a fear tactic in my opinion.  Frankly, it’s been a fear tactic for centuries and a reason to create wars and fight for power over the world.  Again… it’s all bullshit in my opinion.  I don’t test the universe.  I am a huge believer in Karma… That bitch has me on speed dial.

You believe what you want to believe… I’ll believe what I want to believe.  We cool?  Cool.